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Afghanistan and Aunt Hildebrand

There are at least five power bases at work, funding and enabling those willing to take on their goals. Al Qaeda, Isis, the United States, the Afghan national government, and the Pakistani National government. The infrastructural projects which Afghanistan will be paying off for the next few millennia, all require construction personnel and advisors, who need security. Enter private security contractors, with their spotless past. This is not an exhaustive or well researched list, just what came to me in a stoney haze.

Finally, there’s all the other incredibly shady, underground activity like drug and sex trafficking, blood feuds ended via anonymously tipped bombs, the murder of women for the smallest infraction, and finally child rape. The last accusation was repeated by multiple soldiers, and alleged through the translation of an off the cuff admission by an Afghan commander. I doubt he knew was being recorded. I'm paraphrasing, but basically, he stated that he’d rather give his troops boys to fuck than goats." Now there’s some logic. Thanksgiving dinner, “I didn’t want you guys to have to eat a turkey, so, … Aunt Hildebran!!!!... She was a bitch to get in the oven, let me tell you. She kept saying all this crap about loving some furer, and that she’d been in the hitler youth and everything. I had no idea you had to own a fur coat to be in the hitler youth. But, unfortunately for her, I’m a holocaust denier... (for comedic purposes only) “plus, I honestly didn’t know what I’d feed my family for thanksgiving, so zigheil see ya in hell Aunt Hilde! Man, I guess the Jewish idea of reaping and sowing, really is something. Womp womp.  
So ya, I think it's going to take some time... for all of us.

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